ReGurgiNet: I want to be like mommy!

Friday, February 25, 2011

I want to be like mommy!

A first grade girl turned in a drawing (above) for her homework assignment. The teacher graded it and returned it to the child. Then the child took the graded assignment home.

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She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear about my child's homework illustration. It is NOT a piture of me pole dancing at a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made during a recent snowstorm. This is a drawing of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Harrington

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